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"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

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Crab with a clown face.

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"Do you have an appointment?"

'You can't come in here with that.'

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"Question authority"

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

"I'm sensing an awkward presence."

I'm a little disappointed -- I always thought the ultimate secret to the universe would rhyme.

"Honey, quick – the demi-glace is about to simmer – pass me a shot of Don Julio 1942 tequila!"

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."