Seer Seeker T-Shirts

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Crab with a clown face.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Music downloads

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"It's just a tree."

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Check out this new store."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Do you have an appointment?"

New York Netherworld

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."

'Oddly enough you're the third person to buy that today!'

"The subwoofers really help."

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Couldn't you just set up a facebook page or a blog?"

Witch dice.

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Never mind 'what does it all mean?' What does anything mean?"

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."