Soul Seeker T-Shirts

Soul Search / No Results

A priest with inboxes marked 'Temporal' and 'Eternal'

The devil looking at the 'soul' section in a music shop

"Good Lord, I can't believe you're STILL trying to figure out what you want to do with your life."

A Better Life

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Have you considered the possibility that you're only running from yourself?

Oh, my gosh! You're right! The treasure was buried in here all along!

Lost & Profound. Distill for me the essence of what it is you seek.

Monks don't get paid much, but there's a lot of 'Upward Mobility.'

Sanctuary for soul searching, meeting rooms for job searching.

"Good game."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

My God, I need to fart.

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"