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"You'll just have to go elsewhere for a sense of wonder."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"All the celebrities come here."

"The subwoofers really help."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Pheromones.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Reading room

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Where the hell did you get that brain ?

"...And in the dream, I was angry at my mother, so I told her she never gave me the love I needed... What do you think it means?"

Last Reception for 200 Miles.