Sensitivity Seeker T-Shirts

Box of Tissues

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

Pheromones.

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

The Sensitive Dude.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Control in the workplace.

'Do you have an appointment?'

Excess

Sensitivity Reader

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'