Sensitivity Seeker T-Shirts

Box of Tissues

'Rick and I have decided to be more sensitive.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Sensitivity Reader's Digest

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

The Sensitive Dude.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Excess

Control in the workplace.

Sensitivity Reader

'Do you have an appointment?'

'No one is making fun of you. You're just being overly sensitive.'

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

World Cup reactions

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!