Subjectivity Seeker T-Shirts

Clive Bell

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Club Antisocial

Turn, turn and turn.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I should probably get out more.

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

The World's Easiest Airport

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."