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'Judge Mental.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

Group Think Time

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

Press Freedom

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Salesman

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Truth

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

Collective Psyche

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"They’re real."

Information...political rhetoric

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'