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Max Beckmann

A Puppet Named Juan

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

'Judge Mental.'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"I loved your embarrassing personal essay in the 'Times.' "

Ian Dury

"Life sucks and then you keep living."

Nutty Assistants

'I'm bored with looking at people's feet all day!'

'Space is curved and time is relative, eh? -- Is this your way of asking for a day off?'

Fake Diplomas

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

The Ekert Saga: '...A place where people are always unhappy no matter how well things are going? Ah! Got it...Go to Fenway Park in Boston.'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

'There it is, son. It's all yours. Now go and f**k it up!'

"Ugh... Jerry Saltz is totally junking up my feed again."

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

'Has he been reading Any Rand again?'

A Cemetery in Symmetry form

When Atlas shrugs it off.

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

Fred gets a new perspective.

"People aren't real."

Popular audit

"The Squire theater is just two blocks down, right on the corner. the show thee, 'Whispers of Danger' is a standard mystery, with a lackluster second act. Mis Laporte, however, gives the most lyrical and sensitive performance of her career."

"Oh, shush! You live by Janet Maslin, you're going to die by Janet Maslin."

Clive Bell

"Primitive? Compared to what?"

'Who is John Galt?'

Skeletons in the "California Closet"

Baby.