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'Has he been reading Any Rand again?'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Bermuda Triangles

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

"Yes, one is a dog."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'I'm going to Venus. He's going to Mars.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

Minority Report

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Oh, oh, a pack of dogs! Stand still amd maybe they won't notice us.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"