Objectivist T-Shirts

When Atlas shrugs it off.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

Portrait of a Serial Attorney.

"I'm telling you! They don't know anything! No one is in charge!"

'Judge Mental.'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"Cultural economy - keep it going."

"Well...this meeting is about...ummhh...structure and...ummhhh...preparation. Well...ummhh...at least I think so..."

UK street artist Banksy puts his money where his graffiti is

Man with t-shirt: 'I think, therefore I don't vote'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

"And the tattered ghost of Ayn Rand gobbled up everything on Earth and fluttered home to roost in eternal darkness."

'Has he been reading Any Rand again?'

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

A Cemetery in Symmetry form

"Sometimes I think he just doesn't understand the whole hive-mind thing."

"We've tried forming a collective--no leader, no power dynamics, but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Opposites Attract.

'Who is John Galt?'

Skeletons in the "California Closet"

A Soldier's Conscience

"Has he been reading Ayn Rand again?"

Max Beckmann

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

'Why is it always about YOU?'

"Does this beer make me look fat?"

He never could fit in.

"I'm fine

Rebel without a clue

"Will you sign this petition to make me stop petitioning?"

You're probably assuming I'm a gigolo, because of my youth, my handsome face and my athletic physique. But in reality, I'm just a delusional guy with a doctored birth certificate, a filthy mirror and a faulty bathroom scale. ?