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"I'm fine

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

That shows business confidence.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Better times ahead.

Congratulations on the new you!

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'Why am I such a grouch? Why don't I smile more?'

Let go of the restrictions in your own head.

Fight for Your Democratic Right to Be Ignored

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Life is like a tube of toothpaste

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Late-Onset Epiphany

'Simmons, when I said come back with a more positive mental attitude...'

You could learn to think of it as a learning curve, sir.

"He's always been an optimist."

"You can do it!"

"I call it the The Power of Positive Pessimism. Knowing full well that most of the things I try almost always end in disaster, yet somehow finding enjoyment in every step of the process. It works for me!"

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"His face may be in the gutter, but his bum's looking up at the stars."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"I like your attitude, Harris."