Philosopher Of Positivity T-Shirts

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"You can do it!"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"He's always been an optimist."

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

PEP TALKS!

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

Traffic Light Instructions

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

Chicken Affirmations

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

Community Hospital: Got Well

Positive thinking really helps block out reality.

Self examination.