Philosopher Of Positivity Pillows

"Times like these bring out the best in us."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

"You can do it!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

"He's always been an optimist."

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

'And everybody expects me to be happy, which only makes things worse!'

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

PEP TALKS!

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

Traffic Light Instructions

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

Chicken Affirmations

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

When Tia Carmen says... "Every misfortune you have carries in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck!" it means... "I didn't win the lottery last week, but this week that jackpot's mine!"

"You've got to accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative, latch on to the affirmative, don't mess with mister inbetween!"

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

Community Hospital: Got Well

Positive thinking really helps block out reality.

Self examination.

"Hey, it's good news!!"