Proponent Of Positivity Pillows

"Maybe I should cut down on the Prozac for awhile!"

'Nothing is impossible.' - 'Nonsense, I've been doing nothing for years.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Critisize your weight.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Congratulations on the new you!

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

"Things are looking up!"

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Aging Problems

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

How Optimism Works

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.