Prophet Of Positivity Pillows

"No doom and gloom here. Julian predicts the economy will turn around by the end of the century."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Don't Take No For an Answer

"You can do it!"

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"He's always been an optimist."

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

A self-filling prophecy.

Change your style, learn to smile!

"I like this new sales associate. He's so eager and positive."

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

PEP TALKS!

Traffic Light Instructions

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it isn't open.

"I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits."

'I'm no good at push ups.'

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'