Prophet Of Positivity Pillows

"No doom and gloom here. Julian predicts the economy will turn around by the end of the century."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Don't Take No For an Answer

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"It's always a good time to have a good time!"

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

"He's always been an optimist."

"You can do it!"

"I like your attitude, Harris."

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

Change your style, learn to smile!

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

A self-filling prophecy.

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

"I like this new sales associate. He's so eager and positive."

PEP TALKS!

Traffic Light Instructions

The End is Near/Just the Beginning

'I'm no good at push ups.'

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'

"I just saw myself in the mirror naked and I look like hell. How about a nice compliment to lift my spirits."

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

"The end of the world is nigh."