Proponent Of Positivity T-Shirts

"Maybe I should cut down on the Prozac for awhile!"

'Nothing is impossible.' - 'Nonsense, I've been doing nothing for years.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Critisize your weight.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"Things are looking up!"

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

Congratulations on the new you!

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

Always remember...you're the best you in the world.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Aging Problems

Attitudes are contagious. Is yours worth catching?

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

How Optimism Works

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'