Pozitivity Advocate T-Shirts

"My dearest Jane, I may be blind...but I can still smell."

That shows business confidence.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I love your optimism."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

"That was some climax, Hon."

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

Try not to worry.

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"You can do it!"

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"He's always been an optimist."

"I like your attitude, Harris."

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

Change your style, learn to smile!

PEP TALKS!

"We all make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers!"

"I like this new sales associate. He's so eager and positive."

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