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Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Critisize your weight.

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

Congratulations on the new you!

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Aging Problems

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

Girl's weight issues.