Positivity Practitioners Pillows

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Critisize your weight.

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Congratulations on the new you!

'You've still got the right stuff, only now it's in the wrong places.'

'It's the same model... he painted the second one eight months after the first painting.'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"That's a big fat lie!"

'I did have a tummy-tuck...But I opted for reconstruction surgery at the same time.'

"I really didn't have a weight problem until they invented skinny jeans."

'Well I like to think every cloud has a silver lining.'

Aging Problems

Cheer up-things aren't so bad.....

"I don't think anyone will notice your ninty seven pound lime green lycra swimming trunks Terry."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Well, she certainly is one of our more positive employees!

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"When you're healed, I'm going to wear it so I can't see what I weigh."

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

'Good News. Further x-rays revealed the big shadow on your lung to your stomach.'

'Bernie always sees the glass as half-full, but not for long.'

Fat fairy

Girl's weight issues.