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"Happiness is knowing what you've got."

The Ascent of Woman

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

'I don't think of my skin as saggy...I think of it as relaxed-fit!'

'I'm feeling so good, I'm worried I may catch some uplift anxiety.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

Sisyphus Sawyer

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"That was some climax, Hon."

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"He's always been an optimist."

"My special power is supervision."

Not a Work Place, a Wow Place.

"You can do it!"

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

"You know me. Never criticize,always optimize. The eternal Ms. Masking Tape."

'I'm running late ... put on these rose colored glasses and try to think positive thoughts.'

PEP TALKS!

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

"Today we welcome a new VP of Irrational Exuberance."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

Community Hospital: Got Well

'Guess what? The sun came up again today.'

'Hey, come on -- You've got to believe in yourself!'

'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'

Positive thinking really helps block out reality.

Self examination.

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

The Little Train: 'I thought I could.'

"Face it, Bill, we all run out of positive energy from time to time!"

"So what are some of the things we can't do in a can do environment?"

"Maybe I should cut down on the Prozac for awhile!"

'Nothing is impossible.' - 'Nonsense, I've been doing nothing for years.'

'Look at this teenie-weenie chip, Schmidt! Who would have thought that it could replace a great big guy like you!'