Optimistic Philosopher Pillows

"Hey, it's good news!!"

"Don't think of us as losing our jobs. Think of us as swelling the ranks of the unemployed."

"Money." I figure if I read about something, it'll show up. That's why I read "Naughty Stewardess Monthly."

The Delusions of a Stopped Clock

Men discussing thier weight

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

"Well, it's a change of scenery."

Balloon Angel

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Boptimism

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Happy Days Are Here Again

Six Thinking Hats

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"I love your optimism."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Protest

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."