Optimistic Philosopher Pillows

"Hey, it's good news!!"

"Don't think of us as losing our jobs. Think of us as swelling the ranks of the unemployed."

The Delusions of a Stopped Clock

Men discussing thier weight

'On the bright side I can finally understand what your saying.'

'Well, looking on the bright side, there's only 10 of them.'

'I like your 'glass-half-full' philosophy but not when it's a pint pot using a single malt whisky!'

'Bob, give it up. It's just crazy pipe dreams.'

"Well, it's a change of scenery."

"Don't worry! Remember that God never gives you more than you can handle."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

That shows business confidence.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Boptimism

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

Six Thinking Hats

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Happy Days Are Here Again

"I love your optimism."

Protest

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."