Optimistic Thinker Pillows

"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

'Well I always wanted to be one of the movers and shakers...I've been diagnosed with Parkinson's.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Mr. Peters, we're going to throw out your medical records and start you from scratch as a healthy man.'

"Look on the bright side, any direct marketing campaign we run will be 100% sucessful!"

Optimist

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

The end of COVID-19.

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'Before we go any further with this, does it have a happy ending?'

Half Full/Half Empty

'The budget and accounting department has just issued a 'code red' alert. We're all to down our rose colored glasses.'

'The future is yours, Eddie, which judging from this history grade, is more than I can say for the past.'

'Why can't I do that?' 'You will...some day...maybe...when pigs fly.'

'You know how you always wanted a convertible?'

"Damn! Cloudy again..." "So what?" "I was going to do some blue sky thinking..."

'Don't worry, son. They'll find a way to win. They always do.'

"First Door on your left , sir."

"It's not so bad not having any money; it makes getting my wallet out of my pocket so much easier."

'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'

"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"

'I try to think of not having a job as the greatest tax loophole.'

'Look on the bright side - we finally have time to work on our tans.'

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

'Look at the bright side...your defeat means you can run next time as an 'outsider'.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Light at the end of the tunnel.

'We should count ourselves lucky - we could've ended up in a convicts-manacled-up-a-wall cartoon.'

"Fired! No. Think of it as having time to pan a life away from this company."

Yes/No signs protest.

'I'm not broke... I'm financially challenged.'

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'