Optimistic Thinker Pillows

"Actually, these aren't bad times to be delusional."

'Well I always wanted to be one of the movers and shakers...I've been diagnosed with Parkinson's.'

'Wow, that is a really big goal!'

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Mr. Peters, we're going to throw out your medical records and start you from scratch as a healthy man.'

"Look on the bright side, any direct marketing campaign we run will be 100% sucessful!"

SUNDAY SCHOOL, 'Before we go any further with this, does it have a happy ending?'

"Remember that crazy optimistic forecast we had?!?"

The end of COVID-19.

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

Optimist

'You know how you always wanted a convertible?'

'The budget and accounting department has just issued a 'code red' alert. We're all to down our rose colored glasses.'

Half Full/Half Empty

'The future is yours, Eddie, which judging from this history grade, is more than I can say for the past.'

'But on the bright side...we're holding our own in a ten trillion dollar economy!'

'Look on the bright side - we finally have time to work on our tans.'

'Look at the bright side...your defeat means you can run next time as an 'outsider'.'

'Look on the bright side -- no paparazzi!'

"It's not so bad not having any money; it makes getting my wallet out of my pocket so much easier."

"Well the good news is that with the increase in our retirement age my pension will only have to last a few years!"

'Making the best of a bad situation, we filled the volcano with popcorn!'

'I try to think of not having a job as the greatest tax loophole.'

'Don't worry, son. They'll find a way to win. They always do.'

"First Door on your left , sir."

"Damn! Cloudy again..." "So what?" "I was going to do some blue sky thinking..."

Man clutching P45 - 'He's embracing change.'

'...Know any good jokes...?'

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Cheer up - the less you have, the more there is to get.

'Good news. We had 13 fewer lawsuits against us this year than last.'

"Please program my dashboard to only show good news."

"...And the good news is that we only lost two billion dollars last year!"

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'