Observatory Lover T-Shirts

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Sexual chemistry set

Scientist seen on loch.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

Quantum Mechanics.

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

Oculist.

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

Nature Scents Research Department.

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

The take your mother to work program.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

Lab rat at bar after work: 'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'

"Biggest damn virus I've ever seen."