Observatory Lover Gifts

"Being transferred to days isn't a promotion for an astronomer, you idiot!"

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Sexual chemistry set

Scientist seen on loch.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Cat going to litter box with newspaper to read.

Astronomers studying the 26 moons of Uranus...

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

A child and a babysitter gazing out of a window

Quantum Mechanics.

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"Admittedly, our research went astray but getting more funding should be easier now."

'I didn't know our relationship was SUPPOSED to be going anywhere.'

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

"To the most beautiful girl in the world... Happy Valentine's Day!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Some clean room - there's a fly in my potassium nitrate."

'I think he's beginning to notice girls.He's washed his face without being asked to!'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

The take your mother to work program.

Oculist.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

Lab rat at bar after work: 'No, seriously. I'm in medicine. Cutting edge stuff. I work in a lab downtown.'