Observation Aficionados Gifts

Captain Obvious early in his career.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

'No cheating'

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"E"

Neighborhood Watch.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.