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Captain Obvious early in his career.

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

'Now watch our sales increase.'

'No cheating'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

COMPAGNIE D'ASSURANCE DE PARIS, 'I can't believe you sold an insurance policy to NOSTRADAMUS!'

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"I can help you with tiny, little steps. As for breakthroughs, you're on your own."

"E"

Neighborhood Watch.

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.