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Neighborhood Watch.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Sundial Time

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

Do' you have the time?'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

Visiting 'friends'.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Books versus TV.

J. Parry Clockmaker

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Sundial watch...

Man running after a watch.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

My goldfish has an odd look on his face, Al

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'

"Yes, my watch is on time, but I only have 3 more payments to make."

Almost Your Time.

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

"I thought it more humane to make him free-range."