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Neighborhood Watch.

Sundial Time

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"BBC One’s Casualty has reached its 1000th episode. The long-running hospital drama is apparently very popular with viewers... But even more popular among jobbing actors."

"Grandma's TV is so old it wasn't made in a foreign country."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Do' you have the time?'

Visiting 'friends'.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Books versus TV.

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Sundial watch...

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

J. Parry Clockmaker

Man running after a watch.

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"Yes, my watch is on time, but I only have 3 more payments to make."

'Is there a Nobel Prize for viewing?'

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

'Thanks for coming Bob, the reception was terrible before...'

'I've ruined so many watches: Only buy waterproff watches, not water-resistant watches,,,'

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

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