Watch Enthusiast Gifts

'... And this watch comes with lifetime warranty.'

"I offer a full warranty. If it ever stops, just call me. I'll tell you what time it is."

"Wir sind vom Nachbarschaftswachkomitee. Wir haben gehört, dass Sie eine gefälschte Rolex tragen."

"It's going well. The manufacturer has even come in and set up a display."

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Man lost in a desert gets given a watch by Santa Claus.

'If you want a receipt, you'll have to wait until I close. I'm right-handed.'

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

'I hope you've reviewed your consumer practice to ensure fairness and honesty at all times...'

"Thank goodness I was getting my share prices confused with my resting heart rate."

'You told me this watch would last me a lifetime.' - 'Yes sir, but you looked pretty sick yesterday'

"Rolex?"

Fairy asking another "Is that a real Rolex or a fake?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'I can't get the proper batteries!'

'My time share? I get to wear this watch for two weeks a year. That's my time share.'

'Should I admire his waterproof watch or ask if he needs help?'

SIGN TEXT: DANGER, SLOW SAND.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Time pieces through history

Last Minute Gifts

"I'll miss you, Grandpa."

"Now that I've got help, I can stay open longer."

Watch Batteries Charged

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Sorry, your watch is permanently one hour fast...how about moving to France....?"

"The bad news is you have 24 hours to live. The good news is we're setting the clocks back tonight."

"I can't remember a thing he said. I was hypnotized by his watch."

"I'm afraid retirement doesn't warrant a gold watch any more, but you're free to come in and ask the time every alternate Friday."

"Dad, if the ads say you never really own this expensive watch, how will I ever be able to hock it?"

"It's waterproof to a hundred fathoms."

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A man helping his niece to open her watch