Smartwatch Enthusiast Gifts

"Just wave your watch over the screen for a while, then audibly sigh and swipe your credit card."

Wearable Technology

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I don't like the look of this."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Spiv

Visiting 'friends'.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

New Watchdog.

Do' you have the time?'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Sundial watch...

Where have you been for the last hour!

Waiting for home time

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"...and if I press this button..."

Freedom!

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

J. Parry Clockmaker

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'