Smartwatch Collector Gifts

'And this wearable smartwatch sends a text to my wearable smartglasses to let me know when I'm not wearing any pants.'

Second hand furniture.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Sundial Time

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

A watch face with Stonehenge

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

The hour of justice

Do you like my bling?

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

Outstanding Time Management

"You're late."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Time Table

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Cinzia Baffi's Time-And-Temp Chair

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Cat on cuckoo clock waiting for bird.