Quirky Watch Collector Gifts

'Yeah, as a matter of fact I do have the time on me,,,'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Toadstools

Romantic Giraffes

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

(Camel paintings)

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Piranhaclaus

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Sundial Time

Best before 65 million BC.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Ice shelfie.

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

'Anorak anoraks'.