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'Yeah, as a matter of fact I do have the time on me,,,'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Larry's used art

Seagiraffes

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

(Camel paintings)

Toadstools

Romantic Giraffes

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Piranhaclaus

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Raincloud Umbrella

Duck Hunt

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Early cyborg.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Best before 65 million BC.

Sundial Time

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

Ice shelfie.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters