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'I told him he never should have bought that two-sided watch.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

Football Crazy strip six

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Hourglass Dumptruck

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"You're late."

Efficiency Expert: Back at 3:17:03

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Visiting 'friends'.

Spiv

Do' you have the time?'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

"It's a smaller, less destructive nuclear weapon, but it's also a hat."

Sundial watch...

Waiting for home time

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'I've had enough of these everlasting arguments - I say you're late!'

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

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