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"And if you download the Watch App, it even tells time!"

"It was a fitting end. He slipped off her wrist and she stepped on him."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Digital Fomo!

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

United Church of OMG

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"This is gonna be great!"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"You're late."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

"Proper I.Q. required"

Do' you have the time?'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'