Smartwatch Aficionado Pillows

"And if you download the Watch App, it even tells time!"

"It was a fitting end. He slipped off her wrist and she stepped on him."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Digital Fomo!

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

A watch face with Stonehenge

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"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

United Church of OMG

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

'I don't care if an app on your phone is monitoring you, you still need a baby sitter when your father and I are gone.'

"This is gonna be great!"

"You're late."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'All the guys like Sophie. She has a touch screen.'

Do' you have the time?'

Visiting 'friends'.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

"Proper I.Q. required"

'How's it going, Rachel?'