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'Captain, I see another plane at 10:22.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Alarmistclock

"I don't like the look of this."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Hourglass Dumptruck

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Judges alarm clock: 'beep beep, all rise!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

How to Rise with the Sun

Spiv

Do' you have the time?'

Visiting 'friends'.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

New Watchdog.

Big Ben

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

J. Parry Clockmaker

"...and if I press this button..."

Where have you been for the last hour!

THE MOTHER OF ALL ALARM CLOCKS

'Sorry I'm late - My alarm must have gone off while I was asleep.'