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'Sure, I'll buy a watch. You take plastic?'

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

Almost Your Time.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Sundial Time

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"I don't like the look of this."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

It tells you the time? That's all it does? Well, isn't that just the cutest little thing?

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Waking Up With Rooster.

Do you like my bling?

Hourglass Dumptruck

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

The hour of justice

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"You're late."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

Do' you have the time?'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

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