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'Sure, I'll buy a watch. You take plastic?'

That always happens when you look at that damn watch!

Almost Your Time.

Sundial Time

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I don't like the look of this."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

The hour of justice

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Do you like my bling?

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

"You're late."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

New Watchdog.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Death Watch

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

Spiv