Watch Collectors T-Shirts

'All right, fellow anarchists, synchronize your watches.'

'Neighborhood Watch Program'

Death Watch

...and we guarantee the passage of time for the life of the watch!

Sundial Time

Take all the time you want.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Caricatures $20"

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Waking Up With Rooster.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

The hour of justice

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Do you like my bling?

Biological Cuckoo clock

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

Time Table

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"You're late."

'It even tells time in metric minutes.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

"This painting, we're sorry to say, is pure trash."

Cuckoo bird in office.