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'There! I've attached a sundial to the wheel. I'm going to name it a 'Rolex'!'

'It's four and a half minutes slow.'

'I wish you'd shave your chest - that's the second watch I've lost in there!'

'That's not proof the Mayans had advanced timekeeping methods, you idiot. It's the timex I lost here yesterday.'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.

"Yes, my watch costs three times your annual salary. Now you know why I can't give you a raise...my wife needs a watch, too."

Watch for Pedestrians.

'What happened to your new shockproof, waterproof, dustproof watch?'

'Neighborhood watch program.'

I thought you said you wouldn't let it happen on your watch!

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Sasq-watch: A Watch in the form of Sasquatch/Bigfoot

'Yes, it's ten past.....oh, damn!'

Do you like my bling?

'I can't tag him, he keeps his watches there.'

'You don't want this cheap old watch...'

"I don't think there's anything wrong with your fitness watch: It's just that you haven't moved enough to trigger it..."

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

What's the time Mr Dali?

Antiques Roadshow

"That watch there, the one with GPS, wi-fi, heart monitor, and altimeter - does it tell time?"

Wrist watch

Watch Children

Hampstead - Neighbourhood Rolex Watch Area

'If we can make them small enough, we can wear them on our wrists.'

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'Doc lost his new watch while checking old 32.'

Man with Watch as Eye-patch

New Watchdog.

"The time? Sorry - I don't have a phone."

He's got two heart beats!

'You can't trust anyone under 30...they don't even wear wristwatches!'

"After serving 30 years, you get a gold watch to help keep track of eternity."

'What's that noise?'

"I've just turned our car into an off-road vehicle!"