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Visiting 'friends'.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

A watch face with Stonehenge

"I don't like the look of this."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Now that the price of gold is up, we'd like to have your retirement watch back, Boggs.'

"You're late."

"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Do' you have the time?'

Spiv

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Waiting for home time

'The neigborhood's best watchdog!'

Freedom!

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

"But the good news is I've found my watch!"

Where have you been for the last hour!

Sundial watch...

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'