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"Just wave your watch over the screen for a while, then audibly sigh and swipe your credit card."

Wearable Technology

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I don't like the look of this."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Hourglass Dumptruck

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

'I think I know what makes you tick!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Either I've got bad news for you or my watch has stopped...'

New Watchdog.

Do' you have the time?'

The Land Before Time.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Visiting 'friends'.

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

Spiv

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Charles Dickens Watch Shop. Here they only sell the hightest-quality watches and very shoddy watches. The best of times, the worst of times.

Sundial watch...

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

"Well, I would consider offering you more for it if it were right, say, three times a day."

J. Parry Clockmaker

Freedom!

"...and if I press this button..."

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

Where have you been for the last hour!