Smart Watches T-Shirts

"You don't need to attach a magnifying glass above your smart watch. Just use the zoom."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

Ready for a run!

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

Harv works the red shift.

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

History Department

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

New Watchdog.

Quitting time

'Happy New Year!'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.

J. Parry Clockmaker

'Is it home time yet?'

"...and if I press this button..."

Girls in bed

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'