Smart Watches T-Shirts

"You don't need to attach a magnifying glass above your smart watch. Just use the zoom."

Time for vacation, time for work.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Ready for a run!

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"Spend a pound, lend a pound, risk a pound and shed a pound."

Harv works the red shift.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'

History Department

The Land Before Time.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

New Watchdog.

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Quitting time

'Happy New Year!'

J. Parry Clockmaker

Girls in bed

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

'Is it home time yet?'

I can always tell when it's near 5 o clock. Pritkin gets that Happy HOur look in his eyes.