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'Your pulse is ok, but your watch is off three seconds.'

J. Parry Clockmaker

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

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THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

Bleak House

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Charles Dickens.

Clock Face Golf Set

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Visiting 'friends'.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Do' you have the time?'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?

Sundial watch...

The 'I'm Almost Finished With War And Peace' Bookmark

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'