Watch Connoisseur Prints

'Your pulse is ok, but your watch is off three seconds.'

J. Parry Clockmaker

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Time Machine Collision.

The latest in Eyewear.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

"How do you know my watch isn't shockproof?"

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Moliere

C Day Lewis.

Charles Dickens.

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

Clock Face Golf Set

Bleak House

"She's a Rolex. He's a Timex."

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'...and to commemorate 20 loyal years to the company, this gold plated sundial.'

Visiting 'friends'.

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

Do' you have the time?'

'Oooh, nice timepiece.'

"Less overcoat, lower prices."

Dickens' Counterfeit Rolex.

'Don't worry Sir, being colour-blind is not much of a problem around here...'

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

'This watch goes up to fifty-nine seconds a minute!'

Do you know what the interest on you adjustable-rate mortgage is?