Smart Device Aficionado T-Shirts

"There's no use in hiding. The smart treadmill knows you're home. You might as well go get your workout clothes on."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Cellphone Islands

Digital Fomo!

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

United Church of OMG

Canine Technology

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

The Final Selfie

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

Keep on Truckin.

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"