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Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

Crystal Ball Plug

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Grandad Prodigy

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

"Why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?"

Prisoner of technology

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

Very old fashioned computer.

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"Which one is better now? Left or right?"

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'My Android only records important calls.'