Smart Device Enthusiast Pillows

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

"Sorry, no narcissists allowed."

"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."

"She cries when I give it to her, she cries when I take it away."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

Crystal Ball Plug

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Grandad Prodigy

Ringtones Kids Can't Hear.

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

How the cords get all tangles up when you're away.

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

'Don't you think you're spoiling him...installling an automatic doggie door?'

'I think Phillips has a short circuit in his smart phone.'

Prisoner of technology

"Why don't you go outside and get some fresh air?"

"Yes, you paid for the product and the plan, but there's an extra charge for actually using it."

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

Very old fashioned computer.

'Sorry, dad, I'm so busy chattin' with friends I just can't work.'

"Check it out. Nirvana. And on my phone, no less."

"I'll just pull up the wedding ceremony app...."

"Which one is better now? Left or right?"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"It’s great to be back in the theater again."