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'I'm reliably informed that there's an app for that sort of thing now.'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

Haircuts

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Gen-Next Library

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

What's an Imax cave?

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Nerd tryouts.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Dawing your Cellphone

City Marathon.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

Bicycle sat nav.

Man Reading Laptop.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'E-books?'