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"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

Haircuts

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Technological Dependence.

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."