Tech Gadget Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"Our new furniture is a remarkable piece of Japanese technology that changes ambience depending on your mood."

Haircuts

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Check your universal remote control at the door.

STRIP Hambone: Paper work

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Internet.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Technological Dependence.

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'